Jer, thank you so much for reminding me of these. I stumbled across them about a year ago and spent days laughing milk out my nose every time I looked at them. Then I went through a phase where I would sneak onto people’s computers and change their desktop, then lurk around to see their reaction to the awesome.

My favorite, to answer your question, is probably the Kirk one you included here. Picard is really the love of my life, but Kirk IS pretty awesome.